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I recently moved back home after a stint in NYC, and my pool of options shrank considerably. It's a major dumpster-diving-for-dick situation for all the straight ladies.

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Case in point: Only the old guy from Duck Dynasty or Guy Fieri would have been more eye-roll-inducing investors. At least Guy graduated from the University of Nevada.

Bars that were once not-that-bad are now filled with monster truck bros. If anyone knows of a Vegas bar that isn't overrun with mouth-breathing What Not To Wear candidates, please tell me about it.

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The only part of Vegas that people ever see—the Strip—is actually located south of the city limits, in the unincorporated towns of Paradise and Winchester. These areas don't actually have a municipal authority, which gave developers free reign to build xrea the exorbitant hotels and casinos along the Strip. Southport call girls Vegas proper, to the north, is where most Fit woman Paradise Nevada area the people live—in dusty desert communities devoid of all the glamour of the hotels and casinos.

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In the past few years, a sudden change has occurred in this neighborhood. Gone are the shoddy s we used wokan loiter near while bumming for cigarettes, and the bombed-out hooker coffin motels.

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This kind of development will Pwradise out the below-poverty-line residents from their weekly motel rooms to make space for specialty candle shops and more brunch spots. There are a handful of people who want to make a difference downtown—as in make a huge profit Pwradise businesses that are such long-term gambles it's insane. I can hear the board meetings now: Art is hard! Building a shoddy version of Downtown Disney is way easier!

Nevada has the 13th highest incarceration rate in the US. This is probably because Vegas schools are windowless, cinderblock buildings that alternate between freezing and sweltering temperatures.

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At least a quarter of my asshole schoolmates did end up in the clink. That is, if they didn't drop out first. Las Vegas' graduation rate is the worst in the nation at 63 percent, which means that not only are we surrounded by future criminals, but they are future criminals who can't read. I went to a sex club in a strip mall a few days ago.

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As I lost a little bit of respect for everyone involved including myselfa part of Dr. King's dreamy speech echoed in my inebriated mind. On the way bright side, weed is finally being legalized.

Maybe I will just become a stripper after all, buy a house, and see how it all pans out. That's classy, right?

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Whether it's for a bachelor party or some kid's 21st birthday, everyone comes here to lose their inhibitions Is dmt dangerous go fucking crazy.

It's called Sin City for a reason. People often forget that there are still laws here, like this asshole who beheaded a guinea fowl at the Flamingo's Wildlife Habitat for sheer amusement. Fit woman Paradise Nevada area the saying goes, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas—but when you live here, you're stuck cleaning up after all the Fit woman Paradise Nevada area people who treat the city like a toilet.

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